transloveairway:

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

queenofthewasteland:

my-darling-boy:

I was sad until I opened the Sims and made a dog called Chocolate Milk and I think you should look at him

i was sad until i opened tumblr and saw a dog called Chocolate Milk and i think you should look at him

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

During a hike a few years ago, I was, like, taking the proper tick precautions, tucking my pants into my socks, etc. and everyone was making fun of me for being so freaked about ticks, and later the topic of genie wishes came up and one of the girls there said, “I’d wish that ticks could fly so Newt would kill himself.”

I appreciate the concern, but I laughed so hard I almost threw up.

amethystsoda:

just wanna say for people who have chronic illness/adhd/any form of low energy or spoons—using premade items, canned goods, boxed meals, microwave meals, and everything in between isn’t a shame or embarrassing!!!!

If you have limited energy, helping yourself find a manageable way to eat meals is so important!!

So my boyfriend’s been away for a week (and a half) and is returning next week, but I am a clingy child whos used to having him around 24/7 so I’m keeping myself very busy to avoid the Pit of Despair

Point is I’ve finished painting 5 minis in a week and I only have 2 more left. I might. Have a problem soon

manywinged:

auxphonos:

manywinged:

tending to someone’s injuries is literally a first date. you’ve got the wine (for disinfecting open wounds) the candles (for cauterizing open wounds) and the physical intimacy of touching another person’s bare flesh. what more could you ask for.

Painkillers.

why do you hate romance

jeanjauthor:

sirartwork:

drtanner:

frog-dad-real:

Fruit bat noises, apparently. If you care

Oh my god. I care. I care SO much.

reblog for noises

For those who are hard of hearing or deaf, it is a kind of rapid throaty chuckle, kind of like the laughter equivalent of a contented (not annoyed) dog rapidly scratching behind an ear with a hind leg, if you were to translate it into a visual format.

chirasul:

ok so being a parent IS really hard but not the way you think. well its probably hard the way you think but its ALSO really hard because my toddler pronounces peanut butter like “peepee yaya”. and see, because he learns from me, i can’t say “peepee yaya”, no matter how much i want to, because i have to teach him that it is actually pronounced “peanut butter”. and dont even get me started on how he pronounces “shaun the sheep” (shit the shit)

arguably-so:

down-sizing-redux:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

Tags via @maculategiraffe

The first person diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder, Donald Gray Triplett (1933-2023) died this past Friday, June 15th.

kosmogrl:

wanting time to pass because life is hard to deal with at the time vs the never ending anxiety over the passage of time

rrrronan:

someone: hey are u alright

me: *laying facedown on the floor* yeah why do you ask

spirallingstarcases:

“what do you listen to?” music. “what kind of music?” the kind that gets my dick hard what the fuck are these questions

x-cetra:

zoethehead:

for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme

For everybody who’s been here a while and felt like Wiley E. Coyote just after running off the edge of the cliff when they scrolled down to find nothing below

anidealshape:

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it’s like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

jame7t:

funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls